I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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