You're so nebulous sometimes
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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