OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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