Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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