ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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