your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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