We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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