I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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