areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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