I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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