you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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