Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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