I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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