I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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