Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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