Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
