watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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