the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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