All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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