is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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