Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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