I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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