But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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