please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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