so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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