Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
the night ended with taco bell and tears
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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