Walk of Shame. In a state park.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
