someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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