you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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