I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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