If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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