Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
How naked do you want me to be?
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