Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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