So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
