did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
