If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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