That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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