Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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