did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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