Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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