i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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