I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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