6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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