You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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