Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
it was like eating out sand paper
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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