That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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