I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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