i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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