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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"

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  That was long passed due.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons

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  Does that work!! Please say yes

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• (509): View more from Washington

  So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How does a face ride mean we're back together?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila

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