ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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