This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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