Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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