I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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