Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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