glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.