There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises