Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My ass is underappreciated
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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