Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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