Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
